Firstly I would like to apologise for my neglect of you guys over the past couple of weeks.

If I were to try and excuse myself (which it seams I am definitely leading into right now), I would say it was not my fault. I was on holiday. Living the good life, and, well to be honest… I got a little drunk… I may have actually… forgotten about you. Once again I am sorry. I’ve shown you less respect then I would to a red headed step child.

But I am here again. Back with stories of times untold, a land far, far away and a heap of guest articles to make my life a whole heap cushier….

Get ready for the onslaught… or the re-onslaught… or the second edition… or maybe just the ramblings of a certified fool?