chef’s pet hate #42

Chef’s pet hate #42

“When is my food ready?”

Are you effing kidding me? It’s been 10 minutes since you ordered and if you get your face out of you iphone for a minute or two you will notice the restaurant is full.

These people should not be allowed to leave the house unsupervised and should not be trusted to sit the right way on a toilet seat.

6 responses to “chef’s pet hate #42”

  1. It’s ready when it’s ready … if you think the chef knows what he’s doing (if not, why are you here?)
    There’s a lot of morons out there. You are right to be both a little angry and a lot afraid. Some of them are now procreating too. In the theatre we used to say we performed not for those who didn’t appreciate it, but for those who did. You just have to accept there will be some of both types in the audience each night.
    Keep the faith, brother.

  2. Feel sorry for their dining companions, clearly the atmosphere of a popular and bustling restaurant and the company they’re keeping isn’t enough to keep them from wanting to gap it out of there as soon as possible and go back to Angry Birds Star Wars.

    Just stay home and order a pizza already.

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