By now I would hope that your larder can tackle most things we throw at you. And maybe you have a sexy little herb garden out the back to provide you with a few fresh herbs.
And also don’t forget to get something random from the supermarket or farmers market every week.
This is what I would suggest is in your larder to give you a good chance to cook some good food and keep a bit of variety in your diet… Just to make up for the monotony of your 1 hit combo sex life.
Pasta (2 types)
Tinned kidney beans
Tinned cannelini beans
Tinned tomatoes x3
Tinned tuna in oil
Tinned Beetroot (for burgers)
Mustard of some description
Tamarind pulp with seed
Self raising flour
A small hobit-like sex slave. Keep them way up the back so no one can hear their incessant mutterings or smell their mouldy old cabbage like body odor.
Heaps of different cheese
Bait (In case you want to go fishing heaps early in the morning and no shops are open. Or maybe that’s just me…)