This is what 6am looks like.
How do I know what 6am looks like, you may ask. Well, apart from it being the time of day I normally start work, on this given day of our lord, Monday sometime in 2013, it was the time that we (myself, Jennee and our friends Matt and Soryah) would venture out in a sea faring vessel (which is heaps nicer then venturing out in a vessel full of seamen… or semen) with the hope of catching ourselves a belly full of fish, and returning to shore with nary among us down to the dreaded scurvy.
I wore a beard. Mostly because it comprises of hair that is deep rooted and grows out of my face (and probably because I cant be assed shaving), but also because all seafarers have a beard to protect them from the icy chill of the open ocean. Surely the captain would notice and immediately treat me as one of his own? A peer? A pear? No. That would just be silly, and silly is certainly not what I’m about.
But… Alas the captain did not have a beard. And the captain did not welcome me as one of his brethren. Instead, he immediately noticed the auburn hue of Matt and my beards and shouted “token rangas. Every boat needs a token ranga”.
It was 6am in the morning and clearly this man had already consumed way too much coffee or amphetamines or quite possibly both. And we were to trust him to return us safety to the docks after a day on the open ocean? Damn yeah, let’s have a beer!
Our gut feelings served us true. A good catch and a safe return ensued… And this is how we ate it.
TUNA TARTARE WITH QUINOA AND POTATO CRISPS aka. New skool fish ‘n’chips (for 4 hungry sailors)
As much extremely fresh tuna as your wife will let you buy (See what I did there? Now you’re telling yourself she’s not the boss and you can do what you want. So now you’re going to buy heaps so that means there’s going to be more for everyone. Your guests can thank me later)
1/3 cup quinoa, cooked to give you 1 cup
1 eshallot or ½ small red onion, bruniose
1 avocado, diced
pickled chilli or jalepeno
beetroot and ginger relish (I will post this recipe soonish), or pickled beetroot
extra virgin olive oil
salt and pepper
potato or beetroot crisps to serve
- For the tartare it truly is as simple as dicing everything up and presenting it on a platter so it looks really effing edible. Just before you serve dress with 1 teaspoon pickled chilli liquid, 1 teaspoon soy and 1 tablespoon olive oil. Season with a little salt and pepper
- Serve with potato crisps
3-4 large potatoes, sweet potato or beetroot, or a combination, sliced 1mm thick on a mandoline
oil to deep fry
- Heat oil to 170C-ish (if you don’t have a deep frier or thermometer, put a crisp in an it should brown up in 30-40 seconds)
- Fry the crisps in batches of 15 or so (remembering that if you are doin a mix of different vegetables you need to fry each variety together as they will have different cooking times) until crisp and golden. This will probably take 1-2 minutes
- Drain on paper towel and season with salt
- Serve with your tuna
- Listen up. That’s the sound of everyone telling you that you are awesome.
7 responses to “Tuna tartare with potato crisps aka. new skool fish’n’chips”
Wowzas, that looks very delicious and it’s super good for you. How many “superfoods” have you used? Quinoa, onion, avocado, chilli, beetroot or ginger, extra virgin olive oil. You’ll probably lose a year for every plate of this you ate!
My mouth waters just thinking about this combo and I love the idea that this could be eaten like a salsa for the chips.
Wow, you even fry your own crisps – impressive. All looks just great.
Cheers. It was damn good!
Love it (still not sold on the Quinoa but that’s just me!) but everything else looks awesome! 🙂
Oooh… I dare you to try it! How was Greek Easter??
It was a total meat fest – spit roast lamb, chicken, pork & beef spare ribs – 4 salads, spanakopita, sweets, semolina/custard phyllo dessert, easter biscuits, bread and chocolate – lots of wine! It was awesome!
As for quinoa – not sure – love pearl cous cous though! – did you my post on pearl cous cous? love that stuff! 🙂
My mouth is watering. I effing love all that shit. And spanakopita is one of my faves. Thanks for the invite!!! Will find the pearl cous cous post now…