Sharing is caring, except rashes.
One of the biggest problems facing the world is that people just don’t share the right things, people love to share the things that annoy them or the things that cause nasty rashes in the never reaches, in fact basically we could replace the word ‘sharing’ with ‘off loading’ and then we could comfortably say that people love to off load their shit, but sharing good stuff seems to evade us as a society.
But imagine a world where you came across something you like and thought “I want to do that”, and instead of having to install security camera’s and peer through peoples windows to unlock the secrets of their success, you could ask them and they would happily share with you. Now this doesn’t have to be some weird fantasy world where people fly around on huge white dogs, or a place where David Bowie lords over muppets in a maze like world, NO it could be this place we call the real world and it could all begin with you!
Now I realize it sounds like the beginning of a self help book written by some shiny white toothed freak from USA, but my amazingly disguised point is that we all have knowledge of some sort and often we cling onto it like it was a hookers last shred of self respect, as we feel it was hard to come by so why the fuck should we just give it away? Well I’ll tell you why you insecure knowledge hoarder… because allowing someone else to have the knowledge you have gained does not by any means give them the wisdom you have, a wise man once told me “knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit, wisdom is not putting it in fruit salad” so basically if some twat wants your recipe for crème brulee then give it to him, as a twat will still be a twat even if he possesses a damn fine baked custard dessert with a shiny caramel lid… FACT!
Many chefs will give recipes with missing ingredients or not give their treasured recipes out at all, well I say that’s rubbish and always think if someone else is willing to go to as much trouble as me to create delicious food then good on them, hopefully they enjoy spending fucking hours in the kitchen doing laborious shite that would be considered punishment in most peoples mind. But if they follow through and create something they are proud of, then they will have you to thank and that’s reward enough… obviously if they take said knowledge and become better than you then my entire concept is bollocks and you should sabotage those talented motherfuckers, destroy every single bit of them until no one remembers anything about them, never stop until all traces of their sickening talents is erased from this world… but other then with those people, you should always share.
I’m currently living and working in the French Alps and to be brutally honest, its fucking lovely here, hardly any French people, shit tonnes of cheese, foie gras as far as the eye can see and I get to create my own food every day for a chalet full of eagerly awaiting guests. So it is a fountain of creative juices, so I’ve been playing about with some new dishes and to I’m quite happy with what my juices have come up with. And in the spirit of this post I shall share one of my favourite recipes with you all… ‘Tuna tartare with a ginger oil & wasabi ice cream”
Now it’s far from a hard dish to create and I feel that in its restraint lays its beauty, but please give it go and let us know what you think.
TUNA TARTARE, GINGER OIL & WASABI ICE CREAM
Wasabi ice cream
Ice creams are easy as to make so go buy an ice cream machine and get amongst the creation of endless flavours.
The base for most ice creams are the same. Basically it’s a custard that you churn in a machine and freeze with flavouring.
My basic base is…
30 egg yolks
• Now all you need to do is heat the cream and add to whisked yolks and sugar then gently heat in bain maree or thermo mix (if you are a fancy prick like me) until it thickens and coated the back of a spoon, allow to cool then churn in machine, job done
• But for my savoury ice cream I only add 50g of sugar and add a tea spoon of of salt and for this wasabi ice cream I add 4 tubs of wasabi, now this recipe will make you more wasabi ice cream then you will ever need, so please divide recipe by 3 and continue. Best to always add flavouring to the cream during heating to really infuse the love
• Whack in freezer once done
Chop up a massive knob of ginger (you can just grate it)
Chop up 2 eshallots
Chop up one red chilli (as hot as you like)
• Heat 500ml of veg oil with a dash of sesame oil in it, once almost smoking, add all ingredients and cook until items are brown and crispy
• Strain oil and place ingredients on paper towel to crisp up and drain, these crispy pieces of deliciousness can be used for something else, like a garnish for a salad or as a snack to chomp on whilst drinking beer
• The oil you have left is now infused with gingery goodness, we shall call it Ed Sheeran
This is the easy bit, go buy the best looking tuna you can find, if its in a tin then go jump of a bridge you muppet… you want a nice purple piece of meat that doesn’t stink like a mermaids parts. You will only need about 50g per person so even if its expensive don’t stress.
• Chop said piece of tuna into small square dice and place in a bowl, just before you serve you add enough ginger oil to coat all tuna, then add enough good quality salt to season the mix
• Place a small handful of tuna mix in a nice bowl/jar/glass/whatever you want to serve in
• Just before you serve pour 1 teaspoon of lime juice on each serve, don’t do this too early as it will start to cook the tuna
• Finally whack a small scoop of wasabi ice cream on top of each bowl and serve
• Best to eat by mixing up and placing in your mouth
22 responses to “Paul’s Caul… Tuna Tartare and a few words about sharing”
I loved this post. LOVED it. I may have to quote you on FB and pray that the people who “unload their shit” every day read it.
Sounds like you have a dream job right now. And the Tuna Tartare looks absolutely beautiful. 🙂
Thank you muchly
I feel sastified after reading that one.
This post is so freakin exotic. I think the thing about bloggers is that they share. Knowledge, rants, whatever. They’re a very giving breed of people. If I inspire someone else to do something, I feel great. The French Alps sounds lovely. Does this mean you’re missing out on summer completely?
Tuna tartare with a ginger oil & wasabi ice cream sounds amazing but feels more like a summer dish than one to be eaten in the mountains. Send me some!
We have a French guest staying with us at the moment and tonight he’s promised me bourguignon and French wine.
We are missing summer, but to be honest there isn’t much snow this season and lots of snow so best of both worlds 🙂
Lots of sun not snow
Think I finally sorted my username shite 🙂 you should be proud g-bags
I am so proud like you would not believe!
Ugh, this post makes me so happy it’s ridiculous!
Great message my friend and what a dish! Hubba Hubba 🙂
Are you for real???? You’re in the French alps? I hate you. But at least I’m not jealous that you’re in mid summer right now. This ice cream looks amazing. I’ve been holding out on buying a maker because I’m afraid to open up pandoras box. I love this post, this recipe and really looking fwd to what else you’ve got for us!
Sounds amazing! I’d love to try that fresh tuna right now but am concerned that my closest supermarket specialises in Mermen’s feet…
Mmmm. Mermen’s feet sound delicious. Perhaps served with a nice beurre blanc and chives??
very impressive stuff….beyond me, as cooking for more than 6-8 people makes me head for the study and my Webley. The French alps look great apart from the thick layer of cocaine everywhere…how did that happen?
Big party methinks 🙂
You could share that tuna. That would be a start!
Bahaha. True that Conor 🙂
I for one would love to live in the muppety world with the spunky David Bowie but only if I got to eat this absolutely delicious looking gingery tuna goodness on a regular basis. Oh my. Sharing is caring….all the non-sharers can get knicked. (I am so incredibly hardcore.)
yes you are 🙂
I found just what I was needed, and it was enintrainteg!
I really like your philosophy and prose, my dream is to live in a totally barter-based community where we support each other symbiotically with our resources. Sharing is such a beautiful act that truly enriches lives!
This recipe looks divine, I love the innovation with the wasabi ice cream- would you think that miso might match in there? Or mirin? My creative juices flow off from others, so you’ve got mine streaming!
And also: “I’m currently living and working in the French Alps and to be brutally honest, its fucking lovely here, hardly any French people, shit tonnes of cheese, foie gras as far as the eye can see and I get to create my own food every day for a chalet full of eagerly awaiting guests.” THIS IS AMAZING!
À la prochaine,
really feeling the love from you, many thanks for your kind words 🙂