Tag: pork belly
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Fathers Day and a bounty of bacon
This past Sunday was Fathers Day. I’m not sure if that shit has gone viral and all of the world does it or how it works so if I am stating a really obvious fact maybe, before you start writing your local MP about some ignorant dick from outback Austraaaalia, just chill the fuck out,…
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Braising winter away
The cold chill has hit. I know this because the smart part of my brain tells me that when I see ice on the car wind-screen it is cold… unless you are at a party for crack loving car fiends, in which case it’s probably a heart warming sight. Also my nipples stand more erect…
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A LOT OF GOOD PORK AND A HORN ON AN OLD FALCON
By DoktrChris Many years ago in another life I lived on a cattle station in Western QLD. One day, the guy who worked for me turned up for work & remarked that he had seen a wild pig in the paddock. “Mate” I said. “You must be dreaming. There are no pigs in this country.”…
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The Many Lands Challenge for Sammy… part 4… Vote Grazza #1
The Many Lands Challenge for Sammy… part 4 For me I want to win any competition I enter. Even if I have zero chance of winning I still want to win. I want to be the tall handsome guy that wins a competition for the grotesque midget circus freak of the year. I’m the white…
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My big fat feasting long weekend part 2
Part two There was a game of foosball. Now I don’t much follow the foosball and I don’t much like girls because girls are the devil. So I decided I would watch the foosball grand final, which is actually pronounced f-o-o-t-b-a-l-l… Apparently… And is also more correctly known as rugby league Queenie has just informed…
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