Tag: food
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My mum’s tomato, cucumber and onion salad
My mum is really neat My mum is fantastic I love my mum She carried me in her belly for ages That’s a pretty good effort Happy Mothers Day ma xo I think you’d agree excellent poetry is another feather in my cap… I really should stop putting all of those stupid looking feathers…
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A LOT OF GOOD PORK AND A HORN ON AN OLD FALCON
By DoktrChris Many years ago in another life I lived on a cattle station in Western QLD. One day, the guy who worked for me turned up for work & remarked that he had seen a wild pig in the paddock. “Mate” I said. “You must be dreaming. There are no pigs in this country.”…
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Atlantic Slamon and Dill Pate for Sammy… and the great lemon abduction
With a title like that I’m pretty sure you’re going to be expecting a cracker of a story. Prepare to be disappointed… Last night Sammy made herself a salmon, lemon and dill risotto for dinner. “Nice work Sammy”, I said to her. But she still had salmon and a heap of dill left after the…
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Tuna tartare with potato crisps aka. new skool fish’n’chips
This is what 6am looks like. How do I know what 6am looks like, you may ask. Well, apart from it being the time of day I normally start work, on this given day of our lord, Monday sometime in 2013, it was the time that we (myself, Jennee and our friends Matt and Soryah)…
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Pork… food group or religion… or just a damn swine
Just because I can… plus it doesn’t have a like yet and quite frankly, I think this is one of my finer theories…
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The duck kill…
“It’s people like you…” Is always a bad start to a conversation. Just saying… This week we killed some of our ducks. Some people call it dispatching but let’s face it, I am not here to sugar coat my monologue for your over sensitive eyes. We were killing the ducks. When ever this event (and…
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Camping, camp food and other interesting stuff
Where has your favourite food-blogging filthy-mouthed pirate been? Been camping, that’s where. I guess the definition of camping could be a lot of different things to a lot of different people… much like the phrase “no, you may not enter through my back door”. For some it is a reason to avoid showering for a…
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Miss Margaritas Cantina, Byron Bay
Aaah, back to ol’ Byron town for dinner. A town that has disappointed me so much of late with it over priced and under quality food service providers. There should be a department to police the service of shit food at exuberant prices, but I guess they would end up corrupted and in the back…
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Five ingredient exploding tastebud techniques for Troppo #2… the dirty burger
This is seriously quicker than getting your fat ass into some trackie dacks, waddling to your car and heading out to a burger-of-ill-repute drive through (yeah I’m talking to you comic book guy). This is every five-ingredient-exploding-tastebud-techniques padiwans dream. Because let’s face it; who doesn’t like a good burger. I’ve rambled on about them before…
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The girl can cook, and she’s pretty funny too. Afghan dumpling type things…
With much anticipation I am proud to announce the launch of a new segment as a part of this blog … “the girl can cook” …. This segment will be filled with inspirational and amazing meals that even girls can cook. I know I know they should know how to do it already, along with…
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