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A Damn Good Ribbing
Nothing like a good ribbing. Three recipes for tasty tasty pork ribs. The greatest thing in my life is pork my family. The second greatest thing is definitely pork. If, next Friday when the apocolypse is upon us, Allah appears in front of me and declares the Muslim faith was the true religion and offers…
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Jamie O’s Moroccan Mussels
I truly believe Jamie Oliver is a food legend. I used to think he was just an English prat on TV who likes to season his food from a height not unlike that of the empire state building, and talk a lot of English rubbish. Over the years I have come to realize he talks…
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The Many Lands Challenge for Sammy… 5th and final instalment… Dessert
The Many Lands Challenge for Sammy… 5th and final instalment… Dessert For anyone is looking at the title of this post and doesn’t really have too much of a clue as to what it’s on about… just stare at the screen for a while with a slightly simple look on your face. Things shall become…
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Two Steak Sauces
TWO STEAK SAUCES. 1 FOR SCOTTY AND 1 FOR MARK PEPPER SAUCE “Green peppercorns, cream and gravy mix… that’s pepper sauce isn’t it?” is what I would probably say if I was head chef at the local RSL or servo tuckshop and someone had asked me how to make peppercorn sauce for steak. I would…
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Tzatziki for another ranga.
It’s easy for us chefs to think that a recipe like this is simple… second nature… like talking or not soiling your bed. But the fact is it may just be seasoned yoghurt with cucumber mixed through it to us, but for someone who hasn’t made it before it is as foreign as a red…
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Vote Now!
For those who don’t know, Pauly and I have been in fierce competition for the last 4 posts to become peoples champion, as voted by you (the… er… people) and win the right to post the dessert course for “The Many Lands Challenge”. So if you haven’t already, you should suss it out, there are…
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The Many Lands Challenge for Sammy… part 4… Vote Grazza #1
The Many Lands Challenge for Sammy… part 4 For me I want to win any competition I enter. Even if I have zero chance of winning I still want to win. I want to be the tall handsome guy that wins a competition for the grotesque midget circus freak of the year. I’m the white…
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The Many Lands Challenge for Sammy… Part 3
PAUL’S CAUL… TYPOS AND ALL Thailand is our destination of choice… aromatic duck curry is a well worthy dish on any menu. But don’t let years of shit curries make you think that a curry doesn’t belong on a five course mini dego, because quite simply that is bollocks! All curries can be refined and…
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Cal the burger
Straight into it. No foreplay today folks. It’s Monday, I got things to do! First get yourself a kilo of fresh local squid. This may not be practical if you do not live next to an ocean that has an abundance of seafood, and more specifically squid. If you don’t feel like a sea change…
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Banana Cake for Sammy… yeah. It’s all about Sammy at the mo’
Banana cake. I actually have never had a reason to contemplate making a banana cake until now. And that reason is my dear friend Sammy, and her desire to impress her new beau. Myself, I think banana cakes are for the elderly and very creative monkeys, of which I am neither… Yet. I don’t know…