Tag: food
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Chilli condiments for an abundance of chillies
Chilli condiments for an abundance of chillies Short and sweet. Straight in and straight out. This is just a few recipes for chilli condiments. That’s all it is. No amusing anecdotes or humorous little musings about the world according to me. Before you make stuff with an abundance of chillies, you need an abundance of…
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Queenie’s pickled pork tacos
“This is a story by Queenie, who is my wifes’ brother, an avid home cook, and a creature I call my friend.I love him like the whale shark loves the sucker fish. In this story names have been changed to protect the innocent. And by ‘names’ I mean Graeme (we’ll change it to Graz), and…
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The gospel according to food… and other things they don’t teach you in religion
THE GOSPEL ACCORDING TO FOOD What? Blasphemy? Not at all, my child. Please, read on… Bloody hell. It is seriously cold today. I will have to keep typing just to ensure my fingers don’t get frostbite. It’s so cold I’m pretty sure I just saw a brass monkey coming out of a welding shop.…
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an update on your progress
A little update on your progress When I first started this blog, I was (and still am) writing a cook book. A cook book that I think will help people to be able to cook more intuitively, free-flowing, naturally, and some other words that hippies like to use. I did have ‘from the heart’…
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The young mans guide to the galaxy… prawn pasta to impress a girl or your mum
THE YOUNG MANS GUIDE TO THE GALAXY (or at least around his kitchen) While this little article may appear to be directed toward the young male demographic, there’s no law that says girls can’t read it too. We’ve come a long way from the days they girls and guys had to sit in separate bars,…
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Marron pasta ala Matty
Mazzalenko (by Matty) A young mans quest for brilliance I love seafood, it’s kinda like the best stuff ever. Do love a good steak too, Mums lamb roast. Ahhhh… Nana’s potato salad. Ooh… pork belly, my brother steals the show with pork belly, he’s a chef. Getting off track here. My favourite seafood is crumbed…
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ANOTHER great idea… turn burger night into taco night… or vise versa… or something
Another great idea… turn burger night into taco night. Or taco night into burger night. Or at least let them get together, make out for a bit, and have an illegitimate child named Rodger. Remember when you were a kid and you used to have taco night? Mum would bring everything to the table in…
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CHOKO
CHOKO. How to make something with little or no flavour, and even less sex appeal, taste and look delicious. See, that’s the great thing about this blog and being a chef in general. The challenges that get thrown at us every day. Fuck… I find it enough of a challenge to remember which way…
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THE GREAT STOCKDALE COOTES COOK-OFF
The Stockdale – Cootes Cook-off Somewhat of a tradition, it is time for the annual Stockdale – Cootes cook-off. The last event was won by the Cootesy’s, but was marred with controversy, as there was a late inclusion of two junkie whore judges, and the winning dish, a nice soft dessert, was the only…
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Who wants to see a photo of my breakfast?
Sometimes I don’t really know what the purpose of this (or any other) blog is. But then I think can just do whatever I want and it’s all absolutely cool. Yeah. Right on. Power to the people and all that shite. Right now I am going to show you what I had for breakfast. I…
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