Tag: food
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Marron pasta ala Matty
Mazzalenko (by Matty) A young mans quest for brilliance I love seafood, it’s kinda like the best stuff ever. Do love a good steak too, Mums lamb roast. Ahhhh… Nana’s potato salad. Ooh… pork belly, my brother steals the show with pork belly, he’s a chef. Getting off track here. My favourite seafood is crumbed…
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ANOTHER great idea… turn burger night into taco night… or vise versa… or something
Another great idea… turn burger night into taco night. Or taco night into burger night. Or at least let them get together, make out for a bit, and have an illegitimate child named Rodger. Remember when you were a kid and you used to have taco night? Mum would bring everything to the table in…
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CHOKO
CHOKO. How to make something with little or no flavour, and even less sex appeal, taste and look delicious. See, that’s the great thing about this blog and being a chef in general. The challenges that get thrown at us every day. Fuck… I find it enough of a challenge to remember which way…
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THE GREAT STOCKDALE COOTES COOK-OFF
The Stockdale – Cootes Cook-off Somewhat of a tradition, it is time for the annual Stockdale – Cootes cook-off. The last event was won by the Cootesy’s, but was marred with controversy, as there was a late inclusion of two junkie whore judges, and the winning dish, a nice soft dessert, was the only…
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Who wants to see a photo of my breakfast?
Sometimes I don’t really know what the purpose of this (or any other) blog is. But then I think can just do whatever I want and it’s all absolutely cool. Yeah. Right on. Power to the people and all that shite. Right now I am going to show you what I had for breakfast. I…
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Beef shin… a world of sticky goodness
This is the beef shin I referred to in my recent post ‘five things to do with… secondary cuts of meat’. It’s also a dinner that my brother Matt cooked for us. He’s a nice kid. Kinda looks like a pirate with his big red beard, and is not afraid to use the tongue of…
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Sammy went to market to buy a fat pig
Sammy went to the market this week. I’m not sure if she went to a big hands market, of if they have a separate market just for Gelflings* where she comes from? One of those markets where she can buy shoes for really small feet, earmuffs for pointy ears and Fleetwood Mac tickets. There’s…
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bacon is the best shit ever (or five things to do with bacon)… paul’s caul
This is an absolute gold offering from Pauly. If this is the only line of this post that you actually read… don’t. Read it all please. That is about as polite as I’m gonna get. I especially like the inclusion of the bacon sarnie. One of my all time favourites. My pastry chef at the…
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Five things to do with secondary cuts of meat… and the big joke the butchers played on the rest of the world
FIVE THINGS TO DO WITH SECONDARY CUTS OF MEAT AND THE BIG JOKE BUTCHERS PLAYED ON THE REST OF THE WORLD Secondary cuts of meat. I’m pretty sure that was a term early butchers made up to keep societies elite away from the tastiest cuts of meat. So yes, secondary cuts is a term used…
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beef brisket is good
SLOW ROASTED BEEF BRISKET WITH GRILLED CORN RICE & PICKLED ‘SLAW (for 4-6 slap jawed yokles) I have to say this is inspired by the Americano bbq feast Queenie cooked up last weekend. I coudn’t hold myself back. I went to work this week. Got a big ol’ wagyu brisket, and there it currently…
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