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My mum’s tomato, cucumber and onion salad
My mum is really neat My mum is fantastic I love my mum She carried me in her belly for ages That’s a pretty good effort Happy Mothers Day ma xo I think you’d agree excellent poetry is another feather in my cap… I really should stop putting all of those stupid looking feathers…
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A LOT OF GOOD PORK AND A HORN ON AN OLD FALCON
By DoktrChris Many years ago in another life I lived on a cattle station in Western QLD. One day, the guy who worked for me turned up for work & remarked that he had seen a wild pig in the paddock. “Mate” I said. “You must be dreaming. There are no pigs in this country.”…
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Atlantic Slamon and Dill Pate for Sammy… and the great lemon abduction
With a title like that I’m pretty sure you’re going to be expecting a cracker of a story. Prepare to be disappointed… Last night Sammy made herself a salmon, lemon and dill risotto for dinner. “Nice work Sammy”, I said to her. But she still had salmon and a heap of dill left after the…
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Tuna tartare with potato crisps aka. new skool fish’n’chips
This is what 6am looks like. How do I know what 6am looks like, you may ask. Well, apart from it being the time of day I normally start work, on this given day of our lord, Monday sometime in 2013, it was the time that we (myself, Jennee and our friends Matt and Soryah)…
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Pork… food group or religion… or just a damn swine
Just because I can… plus it doesn’t have a like yet and quite frankly, I think this is one of my finer theories…
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Paul’s Caul – food thievery and a nice walnut tart
Food thievery Food thievery is our bread and butter, it’s the building blocks of our cooking lexicon, it’s page 22 of our next book, it’s the new chicken dish on the winter menu and to be exact, it’s the recipe in this post I’m about to write. So is it wrong? No absolutely not! And…
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The duck kill…
“It’s people like you…” Is always a bad start to a conversation. Just saying… This week we killed some of our ducks. Some people call it dispatching but let’s face it, I am not here to sugar coat my monologue for your over sensitive eyes. We were killing the ducks. When ever this event (and…
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I’m baaaaack… The return of Paul’s Caul!
How the focaccia?? It’s been way to long since I’ve sat in front of a computer and told you all a story, or given you a recipe or ranted in your general direction. This has been for many reasons, to start off with I stuck a huge knife In my hand and severed an artery…
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Camping, camp food and other interesting stuff
Where has your favourite food-blogging filthy-mouthed pirate been? Been camping, that’s where. I guess the definition of camping could be a lot of different things to a lot of different people… much like the phrase “no, you may not enter through my back door”. For some it is a reason to avoid showering for a…
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Miss Margaritas Cantina, Byron Bay
Aaah, back to ol’ Byron town for dinner. A town that has disappointed me so much of late with it over priced and under quality food service providers. There should be a department to police the service of shit food at exuberant prices, but I guess they would end up corrupted and in the back…
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