Tag: prawns
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Graz vs Queenie aka. snapper and prawns vs squid and chorizo
Word was passed about the station… the challenge was on. The day was set. It would be yesterday, in the past. The protagonists of this challenge would be my fair Jennee’s brother, Queenie, and my self, Grazza McFilthymouth. The challenge would be set in our kitchen. The challenge itself? We would each choose four ingredients…
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Jennee’s Birthday Feast(s)
HAPPY BIRFDAY JENNEE A dodgy photo of a dodgy fam… Yesterday was the date of birth of my lovely betrothed, Jennee. A magical day indeed. The day started as if we were in a fairytale. We awoke in a mansion over looking Byron Bay and the lighthouse, surrounding by beautiful lush green fields and a…
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Iluka 2466, day two
Day two. We opt for breakfast at the house as Iluka is one of those places that has “tastee omelet” (quoted directly from the menu) or “baked beans on toast for $6.50” type breakfast joints. I’m not saying that I’m a food snob but… I’m just not feeling the baked beans on cheap white bread…
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Paul’s Caul… Time to find a friend
Time to find a friend So you’re lonely, you’re bored and basically you have no mates… firstly ha-ha!!! But we at foodisthebestshitever are here to help, not in the collect all your details and hope to find a match in our database of other losers for you to date kind of way, but in the…
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Food truly is the best shit ever part 2… the seafood feast
And now, the eagerly awaited (for at least two hours) gripping sequel to my last post*. The heart wrenching story of a man with a passion for food, a love for good friends and family, a hankering for a nice glass off something with an alcohol content and a strange magnetism toward midget circus…
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The foodisthebestshitever Christmas address
The foodisthebestshitever Christmas address. Yeah, just like the pope except with less robes… Christmas Now (yeah I can feel a soapbox rant coming on), I don’t care who invented Christmas. I don’t care if it was a product of the coca-cola company, or if Santa was created by carnies who needed to give themselves a…
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Paul’s Caul, typos and all… Holidayfoodisthebestshitever part 1
Holidayfoodisthebestshitever (part 1) It’s been way too long since I’ve been on a proper holiday… proper holiday? You ask, what is this proper holiday you speak of. Well for me it’s not a real holiday if you’re going somewhere to catch up with heaps of people you already know, it’s the anonymity that I love…
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How to get a guy horizontal part 1 (Paul’s caul)
How to get a guy in bed One of our many followers/disciples has raised the question of ‘what dish to cook to get a guy in bed?’ so as I seemingly have more knowledge in this area Graeme has flung the question over to me. Now I’m not saying I’ve had first hand knowledge of…
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Marron pasta ala Matty
Mazzalenko (by Matty) A young mans quest for brilliance I love seafood, it’s kinda like the best stuff ever. Do love a good steak too, Mums lamb roast. Ahhhh… Nana’s potato salad. Ooh… pork belly, my brother steals the show with pork belly, he’s a chef. Getting off track here. My favourite seafood is crumbed…
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