Tag: christmas
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The Twelve Days of Christmas (Ham Leftovers)… Breakfast Quesadilla
The Twelve Days of Christmas (Ham Leftovers) In our humble abode, post Christmas lunches, dinners and breakfasts are ofttimes (always) dictated by Christmas leftovers. There is always a tonne of cooked meats to get through as each year we seem to cook for ourselves plus a traveling troupe of carnie sex slaves… but the carnies…
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Smile… it’s Christmas
“Twas the night before Christmas, when all thro’ the house not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse…” This was true of our house this Christmas; the night before and the morning of. It was as if we had official National Department of Communicable Diseases’ tape and a big sign with an important signature on…
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Mojo Chicken (or Christmas Ham… you still have time) with Pina Colada Salsa
First, a side note if you will entertain the notion; Please be aware that I have not been sleeping heaps lately due to the large body of people who have massed in this area like bugs around one of those fluro zapper lights, and are clearly all starving. Famished. Haven’t eaten nary as much as…
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The Foodisthebestshitever Christmas Address 2014
Christmas address 2014 As I have mentioned before, we are on the brink of another Christmas. Soon Christmas-ness will be blanketing out the sun as it descends upon us like window washers and trinket salesmen at a south American intersection, except this time they’re coming with Christmas cheer… heaps of Christmas cheer. You can literally…
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Wooli Seafood Spread
I don’t got much for you today. All I have is a couple of points that have come from my ponderings and the tail end symptoms of a nasty little rash. Not exactly “strap yourself in and get ready for the ride” reading but like I said, it’s all I’ve got. 1. It is almost…
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So this is Christmas…
It’s that time of year again, just like all the “this time of years” that I can remember. Ever since I was a small lad, no bigger than a large cocker spaniel, I can remember the wait of the weeks leading up to the climax that was/is Christmas. We would sit around impatiently, eager for…
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Chutneys to get you through Christmas and the farmyard worth of leftover meat you may or may not have
Straight into the recipes with this one. I don’t have anything to say about condiments that I haven’t said before. You know I love this shit, but then again who doesn’t like condiments? Condiments with breakfast? Condiments with christmas lunch? Condiments with three days worth of left over meats? Comunists, that’s who doesn’t like condiments and…
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The foodisthebestshitever Christmas address
The foodisthebestshitever Christmas address. Yeah, just like the pope except with less robes… Christmas Now (yeah I can feel a soapbox rant coming on), I don’t care who invented Christmas. I don’t care if it was a product of the coca-cola company, or if Santa was created by carnies who needed to give themselves a…
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Ham Steaks with honey an’ shit
When I was a young lad (although I did get told I was still a young lad today… Granted it was by a sixty-something-year-old. I guess that shit is comparative to your current situation. What evs)… Anyway, when I was a child once a week we would have ham steaks with pineapple for dinner. Whoa.…
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Paul’s Caul… Christmas not Xmas!!!
Christmas not Xmas!!!! I know its been way to long between posts, but its December and unless you haven’t been paying attention or maybe simply because you are a simpleton then you would know that December is completely bonkers. Not in a good way either, maybe if you weren’t a chef or in the hospitality…
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