Tag: ham
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The Twelve Days of Christmas (Ham Leftovers)… Breakfast Quesadilla
The Twelve Days of Christmas (Ham Leftovers) In our humble abode, post Christmas lunches, dinners and breakfasts are ofttimes (always) dictated by Christmas leftovers. There is always a tonne of cooked meats to get through as each year we seem to cook for ourselves plus a traveling troupe of carnie sex slaves… but the carnies…
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Smile… it’s Christmas
“Twas the night before Christmas, when all thro’ the house not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse…” This was true of our house this Christmas; the night before and the morning of. It was as if we had official National Department of Communicable Diseases’ tape and a big sign with an important signature on…
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Mojo Chicken (or Christmas Ham… you still have time) with Pina Colada Salsa
First, a side note if you will entertain the notion; Please be aware that I have not been sleeping heaps lately due to the large body of people who have massed in this area like bugs around one of those fluro zapper lights, and are clearly all starving. Famished. Haven’t eaten nary as much as…
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Goochmas or Gooch-week or some other rubbish
Foreword by my mate Troppo. So it’s gooch-week, or goochmas* (not Christmas). This amazing time of year helps us celebrate all things in between, both moving and stationary. Sandwiched between two important events, it’s easy to overlook the feelings aroused at such a time. Christmas dinner, being an extravagant affair, always involves leftovers, which begs…
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Ham Steaks with honey an’ shit
When I was a young lad (although I did get told I was still a young lad today… Granted it was by a sixty-something-year-old. I guess that shit is comparative to your current situation. What evs)… Anyway, when I was a child once a week we would have ham steaks with pineapple for dinner. Whoa.…
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Old man’s day, aka father’s day
Firstly I should say that I really enjoy father’s day. I get presents and shit so it’s kinda like an extra birthday that I’ve managed to piggy back in with the birth of my first son* Sebastian. We also backed him up with the birth of our second son Obi, just in case Seba forgot.…
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Paul’s Caul… Olympic special from the land whenst he was born
Olympic special… the joining of many nations rings… Everyone loves the Olympics right? For some it’s about their country getting gold or just watching sport in general. But not for me, for me it’s all about the emotion of the competitors. Let me explain the scenario I’m talking about… Picture a young eastern European girl…
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