Tag: food
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The crepe crusader
The crepe crusader Sails Cafe, Margaret River. Don’t tell anyone but I’m thinking about ordering the crepe for breakfast. And yes, apparently they do make crepes for men now. The crepe. It sounds like something with a frilly edge that you might place your cutlery on. Or maybe something crocheted to put on your toilet…
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Foodisthebestshitever on the road again
Through a bizarre chain of events I once again find myself in the great state of Western Australia, home of the bumper sticker that specifies “there’s only two states to be in, WA and pissed” (I thought I should be able to achieve both). Please allow me to elaborate embellish; I got on a television…
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Amy and Justin come to stay part 2… burgers, flies and the swimming pool
That’s right. Part 2 in the Amy and Justin saga… no stay at our house would be complete without a swim in the pool, a conversation with the colony of flies that lives on our verandah, and a burger… It’s hot out. It’s pretty bloody hot in too, to be totally honest. The dogs lay…
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Amy and Justin come to stay… part 1
I’ve been a little MIA the last few weeks. Partly due to the fact that the holiday time is a guarantee of a good ass raping every day for a month if you work in the hospitality industry, partly due to the masses of friends and family we have had stop by in between times,…
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Paul’s Caul… Like a duck out of china town…
Yeah you guest it, I’m Peking… its no surprise to know that I love duck, its so god damn tasty I salivate just thinking about it. In fact I’ll go as far as to say it may be the only animal that I regularly grab its whole carcass and viciously rip at its arse with…
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Reef and Beef
Beef and Reef, Surf and Turf, Chicks with Dicks… Call it what you will, but it is an Australian classic. In the late 80s there was nay a pub nor club in all the lands that would not have it on their menu. Usually reading something like this, “char grilled rib eye steak cooked to…
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My Nana’s potato salad
This is a salad that reminds me every time I eat it, of Christmas, and, well, anytime we had a family gathering back home. I’ve used versions of it to feed emperors and kings… And the odd carnie sex slave who’s starting to get a bit skinny. It never fails to impress, and still impresses…
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Lightening McQueen Cooks… chicken dinner
Lightening McQueen Cooks… “Another guest blogger on the program and yes, it is more family. I tell you what, it’s like a pack of fricking gypsy circus freaks around here. You let one in and next thing you know they’ve pushed down your front door, lit a camp fire in your lounge room and knocked…
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The foodisthebestshitever Christmas address
The foodisthebestshitever Christmas address. Yeah, just like the pope except with less robes… Christmas Now (yeah I can feel a soapbox rant coming on), I don’t care who invented Christmas. I don’t care if it was a product of the coca-cola company, or if Santa was created by carnies who needed to give themselves a…
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Liz McGuiness, Roving Reviewer… the Bavarian Beir Cafe
Today, I and my five stalwart work colleagues decided to brave the onslaught of Christmas cheer and have a Christmas luncheon. (Well it was just an excuse to get on the piss really, but I love the word luncheon so thought I might take the opportunity to use it here. Twice.) We could not have…