Tag: food
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One Ingredient – Sweet and Savoury… Paul’s Caul
“Pretty lame, unimaginative title, I know, but we’ll come up with something better soon. I could almost guarantee it…” G One ingredient… two dishes… one sweet… one savoury… two chef’s… one gerbil… a Spanish man named Kevin… hang on I went slightly of track for a second. Someone out there and you know who you…
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Dim Sum magic varified by Paul’s Caul
Asian people are magical I don’t want to alarm the general public or cause young children to run and hide when they come across Asian’s in the street… quite the opposite in fact. The magic I speak of should be marveled, embraced and placed on a small pedestal. Perhaps a pedestal crafted from gold or…
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Bayger Burgers, Byron Bay
Bayger burger joint, Byron Bay Yep. You see what they did there with the name? Very sneaky. Like little white trash kids sneaking into the big top circus when it rolls through town… Very sneaky indeed. Bayger is another addition to the ever-growing family of new wave eateries modern society calls “the burger bar”. Local…
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My cock has bite…
My cock has bite. That title didn’t do heaps good in the “correlation with the actual story stakes”, but it’s still in the same general area (like the pubic area) and titles like that are always going to encourage views from blogland, or as my spellcheck keeps trying to change it to, bogland. When I…
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I have a bone to pick with you…
This one is for my friend Grant. Not because I have a bone to pick with him. And not because he is a particularly good looking ranga* I have the pleasure of knowing. But this is for Grant purely because he laughs so much sometimes a bit of wee comes out. Warning. This article contains…
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Old man’s day, aka father’s day
Firstly I should say that I really enjoy father’s day. I get presents and shit so it’s kinda like an extra birthday that I’ve managed to piggy back in with the birth of my first son* Sebastian. We also backed him up with the birth of our second son Obi, just in case Seba forgot.…
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How to get a guy horizontal part II
FOOD TO GET A GUY HORIZONTAL part II As Pauly has already informed you, we have a request from an avid follower for a meal to cook a guy to get him horizontal* if you know what I mean. And not like rowies in his beer either. Lets get a little more creative and tap…
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Cheats Apple Strudel-Hoffen
CHEATS APPLE STRUDEL-HOFFEN Why would I want to go and call it a “cheats” apple strudel-hoffen? And what’s the hoffen part all about? (I actually just think it sounds more authentically German/Austrian suffixed with hoffen). What’s cheating in the world of cooking? Cheating is telling someone you cooked dinner but actually you bought Hungry Jack’s.…
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Mayonnaise…
Mayonnaise. Seriously lacking creativity in the title but I got nothing today… How rude am I? I harp on about how you should be making your own mayo, and I’m pretty sure I haven’t even given you a recipe. One of the most basic and glorious condiments. Versatile as fuck, and a damn good friend…
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Movida Aqui Melbourne
MOVIDA AQUI, Burke St, Melbourne This place, on this day, for these people, could not be faulted. The staff was attentive and in high spirits, it looked like they were having a good time, which is always a plus in this industry. My friend Ewey is the chef so we left him in charge of…
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