Tag: food porn
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Cherry tomato salsa / sauce for a steak date

Steak with cherry tomato salsa / sauce. This little cherry tomato number is great for when you need to get away from the gravy for a night, or maybe even try to impress a date who you have lured, err, coaxed, err, invited to your lair, err, den, err, house. Whatever. I’m pretty sure you…
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Steamed pork rib with black beans
There is not much I do not enjoy about the yum cha (dumpling) table. Normally I would write a few more words to introduce a recipe. Not today. This Christmas thing makes a chef’s life too bloody busy STEAMED PORK RIBS WITH BLACK BEANS, STICKY RICE AND A FEW OTHER DUMPLING HOUSE GOODIES 500g…
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Beef shin chilli con carne nacho type things
Chilli is pretty simple. Fried tortillas are pretty simple. I am pretty simple. This is going to work out just fine. The thing about beef shin is that it scares a lot of people. Not like Jay Leno or carnival folk scary, but scary like changing a nappy for your best friends kid; it doesn’t…
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Rueben-ish Sandwich
Today I will instruct you on how to make my version of the Reuben sandwich – a sandwich made famous by someone, but it is one of those culinary historical events that are damn near fucking impossible to pin down one actual origin for. Thus I shall be calling this a Reuben-ish sandwich, as I…
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Cheesy ham and corn fritters – using your Christmas leftovers…
This is me bringing double meaning to a post (although it is questionable that any post that I have written would have even single meaning to start off with…) I did last year on using leftovers. Not only am I using re-using yesterday’s food, I am also re-using last year’s post, just with a couple…
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Oops, I did it again… cooked pork again that is, but this time with a cracking warm salad that is great for vegetarians and meat lovers alike, and will most certainly impress the heck out of Laura’s Mess. Is that title too long?
I have accidentally cooked pork again. When I say accidentally, I mean that I wanted pork, have been thinking about pork and 100% consciously premeditated this cooking of pork days ago when I handed over a sum of cash to purveyor of said pork and started contemplating how I would be cooking it, and there…
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The Empire Café and Burger Bar, Mullumbimby… a really nice place to eat a burger
This place is doing the town of Mullumbimby a service. It has brought to town a cracking range of burgers so that the local burgerfiles may be satisfied. And I’m sure it has done many other good things for the town to boot – fed a lonely puppy dog or mowed lawns for the elderly…